A while ago I posted this image of a fantastic pair of perfect titties. Well i think I just found another get pair for you rubs to get your dicks hard to. Take a look at these bad boys you cant even see them and it is hot!
myths and facts about balls
They are a major part of the male body yet they are only talked about in reference to when someone is hit in them with a soccer ball. I am talking ofcourse about our balls. We have not really talked about them before on the S.B. so I thought that I should write about them here.
Firstly they are a lot like the penis in the fact that they come in a lot of different sizes and forms. Some hang low, some are very tight and they are forever constantly changing. For example I know from personal experence that I have never had low hanging balls and shrinkage at the same time however I have big balls and most of the time they hang low.Weather and sex arousal still have an effect on them. In hot weather they hang long, in cold they become compact and tight. However during arousal they hang until they point of cumming and then they become tight. You have probably seen this in porn however you can see it yourself. Next time you have a wank and are about to blow your load have a look at your balls.
This brings me to the my first point of discussion about the balls. Why do they hang down so low? There is the answer that everyone knows which is that it keeps them cool and allows for the development of sperm. This is true but recent research has shown that they may also be like peacock feathers as a literal, ornimental show of your manhood and ability to pass on your genetic seed.
Testicle size in a species also relates to how sexually active the female of the species is. Female chimpanzees are very promiscuous and so the male chimpanzee have huge balls that are ten times the size of gorillas. Human balls are inbetween the two. The reason for this is simple. Bigger balls equals more sperm.
According to studies, the larger a man’s testicles, the more likely he is to stray and cheat. Which may lend credit to the alpha male theory of big balls as a ornimental show of your manhood. I personal think that people judge penis size as a sign of manhood more then they do balls size. When ever i get my cock out i don't think to myself that I hope my balls look big! Its the shaft that you want to look huge.
Having bigger balls does not mean that you are going to have more cum, It just means more sperm. However there have been studies that show watching porn with a girl getting fucked by more then one guy does make you produce more cum. This is thought to be a evolutionary response to the idea of competition.
However if you do happen to have big low hanging balls like myself, do not forget to use them during sex. There have been a large number of surveys showing that birds love it when balls smack against their ass during sex and apparently it can increase the organsm reached by both parties. They also love handing them doing oral.
How to have sex in a car
A little while back I wrote a post on public sex and it got me to thinking that I should write all about having sex in a car. Cars are notorious for being terrible places to have sex yet it is a very common location to do it. The thing you should look for when having sex in a car is sex positions that work with the car and the small space you have. Do not try and do reverse cowgirls because you just don't have the space and it is going to fuck up your fuck. So without any further ado here are some positions and tips that you can start trying out today.
Safety note, do not have sex while you are driving! the last thing you want to do is swap insurance details while you are covered in your own cum!
The Driver's Seat
This is simple, straight forward and can be a very intimate position. All the guy has to do is put the seat as far back as he can, take his clothes off and make his dick hard. All the girl has to do is take her clothes off and sit on the aforementioned erect penis. You can do this facing one another or just get the girl to sit on your lap facing the same way as you. I think that facing one another is better because it allows the girl to bounce a lot more easily.
Spread Out and diversify
Just because you drive in the front seat doesn't mean you have to have sex there. If you are finding it uncomfortable then you can always lay down in the back and get some leverage into your humping. If you have a very big car you could try and do some doggy style however most of your sex will probably be some variation of missionary. I should point out before I go any further that you can also try some oral sex. 69's can be fun to try and work out in the back of a car along with the classic blowjob in the back seat.
Think outside the box (slash car)
The car revolutionized the world we live in. It allowed people to travel large distances quickly and cheaply. Do not let this box you in! So follow the same path of revolution and get outside the car. I must point out that you shouldn't fuck in city centers (at least during peak hours) so find a place where you are not going to be disturbed and fuck up a storm on the bonnet of the car. The best thing about this is the space to try any type of sex or position that you can dream of.
three Activities that lead to sex
We often talk about sex here at the sex bible but I thought that I should write a post on getting to that point when you turn your casual relationship into sex time. Below are a couple of ideas for activities that could lead to you fucking. The aim of it all is to get her to think of sex when she is with you. So to prime up these events you should talk to her about sex related topic while talking to her. It is actually ridiculously easy to add your penis into the conversation when talking with a girl!
Massage
The trick to this is physical contact anything that give you the chance to touch one another is a great place to start. Massages are very sensual and can be very sexual. Use this to build up sexual tension and slowly work your way to up her legs. If you is willing to let you give her a massage it probably means she is willing to go further.
Fighting
I don't mean verbal fights or boxing or anything like that. What I am talking about is the cute, play sort of fighting that generally means pinning each other now and dry fucking. The goal should be to slowly change this from a fight into a fuck. Add in a pash here and there along with a boob grab and you will quickly change the course of the night.
Games
These has been a staple for starting sex acts for ages. The classic games that are made even better with drinking. These include strip poker, spin the bottle and so on. I actually have never played strip poker. I have played a lot of poker and at the end of the night i end up stripping but the two have never been related. If there is a girl that you want to fuck things like this can get her to start seeing you more as a sexual partner and that's what you want to aim for.
Where to have Public Sex
When it comes to the taboo, probably the most popular sexual deed is the voyeurism of having sex in public. If you are thinking about doing this then you have to be clever about the location that you choose. You want it to be in a public place but you don't want to be in the middle of the town square (unless that is want you want and in that case this post is probably not for you). The goal is to find a place that feels like you are in public but in fact you are secluded.
The following is a list of places that you could have public sex while decreasing the chance of being arrested for indecent exposure. This is far from definitive so if you have a place or location you like post it in the comments below! Before we start the list there are a few things to talk about, the first is your friend the skirt! Get the girl to wear a short skirt this way you can have sex without actually removing clothing. The second is don't be a douche-bag and choose to have sex in a playground. Think about where you are and who could possibly come across you.
The Beach
This is a great one to start off with. If you live in a place with a long coastline there will likely be a spot of private beach to fuck up a storm. However if you live in a highly populated area you will most likely not be able to get away with sex on the beach (except on some nudist beaches). In this case you can go into the water. As long and your bird isn't jumping up and down too much it will just look like you are embracing and hugging one another from the beach. You can even get creative with underwater blowjobs and the like.
Parked Car
I said parked car! Here at the sex bible we take safety very seriously. Driving while talking causes thousands of accidents a year. Imagine the number that could be caused by blowjobs and fingering. Of course if you can find someone with a limo it is perfectly fine to fuck in the back of it while the car is moving. But if you do not have that sort of budget find a place to park where people are not going to drive or walk straight past the car. Fucking in cars can be a hassel so move the front seat as far back as you can and have the girl sit on your lap facing you and get her to start bouncing. You can move to the back of the car for more room as well. I will write a post on fucking in a car later but for now this should be good enough.
Park
When I say park I do not mean any old oval with a sparse amount of trees. I am talking about a proper one with private wooded areas. Ones with areas that are off the beaten track so that the chances of someone walking in on your are very low. The great thing about this location is well the location. Fucking in nature is amazing and a must. Imagine a warm day, soft grass and a long good fuck.
Nightclub
Another very public yet suitable location to have some public sex is a nightclub. The places are loud, dark and full of drunk people. There will always be a dark corner to work your magic or if you are very discreet you you can fuck at the bar. I had a mate who got a blowjob while on the dancefloor at a club so its not like it doesnt happen. The trick to this however is to not be so drunk that you think you are being subtle when you clearly arent and to also look out for bouncers who will be sure to kick you out straight away.
Movies
The last location is a historical favorite, the movie theater. When you go in scout out a place right at the back off to one corner. This will make it less likely that someone will notice. If you are receiving a gobbie from a chick in the front row chances are the rest of the audience will probably see it. Also pick a showing that is boring and in its last week or so. This will make it more likely that you and your girl will get up to things as well as increasing the likelihood that there will only be a hand full of people in the theater.
Can you Improve your Cumshot?
I also here these claims about ways to improve your cumshot and by improve it is generally distance and volume. Myself and Jazzer have are great when it comes to cumming. I remember a story Jazzer told me once. He was watching porn having a wank and was focused on the chick in the video. He did this for however long it takes him and when he came to cumming things went off and he ended up hitting his chin and neck. I have similar cases of shooting up to my chest and over my shoulder so we have distance done. As for volume I can get a fair bit out but i generally average three or four streams of cum and I am sure Jazzer does his fair share.
The short answer when it comes to distance is there is not really much you can do. You can change how you wank keeping yourself hard and aroused for a long time can often lead to an explosive finish. I also hear that men with foreskins can improve their distance by making sure it is pulled all the way back before they cum, but seeming as I am cut I cannot really test that. Other then this there is not much you can do however that is not the end to your shooting dreams if you are a dribbler. When I first started cumming I would dribble but by the time I was about 14 - 15 years old my cumshots got bigger and bigger in distance and volume. This is a trend that has been observed in a number of surveys and I have a lot of friends who say the same thing. "As males mature into adulthood, their semen is ejaculated with greater force than when they were younger" - Jackinworld.
As for volume there are a number of things you can do. The first and foremost is stop wanking. If you are wanking a couple of times a day then you physically do not have the time to replace all the cum. The second thing that you can do to increase volume is to eat a healthy diet. The healthier you are the better your body works. Also if you have a good diet studies have found that you get longer and harder erections so there are a number of positives to a health lifestyle. I hope this has answered some of your questions, if you have any tips post them below and happy cumming!
Fingering: The Ace up your sleeve (and her ass)
Foreplay is a vital part of sex! You can go down a water slide but it is a lot better when there is actually water and the jets are running! This is why it is important and necessary that you get your girl going before you start to get into the heavier stuff. But Kyle you may say, How do I know what to do when it comes to fingering?! Don't all girls like different things? That is a valid question you just asked! Communication is the key to having great sex if you are not willing to tell each other what you really like then you are never going to get off. If you love it when a girl dips your balls in ice water and then licks peanut butter off them it is something you have to tell her (although if i wouldn't if that was me)! The chances are she is not going to stumble across that on her own. Its not just foreplay as well, it goes for all manner of sexual deeds.
But the case may be that you have just met this amazing girl and you do not have this sort of rapport built up, all you want is one night of animalistic fuckaging and talking about what you like and dislike does not factor into that. Well in that case there are the basics that you can fall back on along with a few out there choices that you can keep in your sex time tool kit. A few of these fingering tips are listed below for your benefit.
The Clitaclysm
A great place to start with is the clit. Before you actually do any fingering a good rub of a bird's clit can often get her well on the way. Just use your index and middle finger and start rubbing it around in a circular motion. You will want to increase the speed over time. If you want to really get at it, move on to all four fingers and move them around fast and hard. If she seems to be really loving it you might as well stick with what works, no need to reinvent the wheel. However too much of a good thing can often get boring so once she has had a fair shake of the sauce bottle move on to the another technique.
One Finger Magic
If the girl you are with likes it rough and hard you can simply use a middle finger and insert it in and out of her pussy very fast. Keep in mind that not all girls like this so you really do have to look at how she is reacting to what you are doing to gauge whether or not your fingering is getting her off. If she likes a slower tempo you can take the speed down and use a thumb to massage her clit or put it in her ass.
Two Hands are better than one
Whoever said guys can not do two things at once? All you have to do for this one is use the fingertips of one hand to rub your bird's clit and then use a couple (or a few depending on what she likes) of fingers from the other hand to work her pussy. Start slowly at first you don't want it to be over quickly. Go in softly only up to the middle of your finger. Once she seems like she is liking it you can start to play around with the tempo and the depth.
The Ass
If you want you can also finger her ass. You can use this as a little bit of fun or as a secondary move along with fingering her pussy. Dont get too caught up with it however because a lot of girls are not really into the whole anal thing so if you do plan on using it lube up and tread the waters lightly. You can also use the one finger anal fingering while fucking when she is getting close to cumming it will be sure to send her over the eadge.
The Sex Bible is Up to Date
Seeming as I just did this and I have not talked about it ina while I thought that I should just write a quick post to say the sex bible is up to date. This is a page with every post ever written on this blog (157 post to date) and a short summary. They are also sorted into sections so take some time out and have a look here!
bondage anyone?
I think it has been a while so I thought I should write another one of my hypothetical sex questions! This time it is all about bondage. What are your thoughts about it. Personally I have never really been into it and I have never watched bondage porn. I would try it of course however. I am not a fan of the more extreme stuff but I think that rope and handcuffs would be a good night of fun. Comment below about what you think about bondage or write about your past experience with bondage.
Size on the flop
In a previous post I wrote about how I thought having a smaller soft cock was actually often better then having a swinging hammer in the downstairs department. I went out surfing this morning and my theory was further reinforced. I put on my wetsuit and due to my ample penis size on the soft I had the clear outline of a cock running down my leg. This is the same sort of thing that can happen if I wear tightish jeans.
Most of the time I am not so big on the flop so it is not always a problem however as stupid as it may seem having a big cock can get in the way. Most of the time we are not fucking so when we are doing everything else it is just an unwanted hassle. I thought that I should make a case for each and so here it is!MM
Having a Large Soft Cock
I would say that a large soft cock is 5 inches or bigger. I do often get this long when the weather is not too cold and it can be awesome to have. I talked about the pride I got in a previous post when I walked into a shower room with a huge flaccid dick. This is the problem however, the only benefits come when you are nude. The only time I am nude and soft is when I am with mates! when I am with girls I tend to get hard so its not really a positive then. Although I have had smiles of approval in the past pulling down my pants for girls to see a long soft cock but I also must say I have been nude with girls while being small on the flop and it never was a problem.
Having a Small Soft Cock
The great thing about having a small soft cock is the fact that it never gets in the way. There is no restriction in movement and you can barely even notice it. There are obvious set backs that come along with it. If you have ever been caught out with a small soft-on you will know how much it can suck, the voice in your head telling how everyone thinks that you have a small penis. I think this however is the best thing to have. I am not talking about a pinny when i say small i mean to say somewhere around average. It is worth all the comfort of the majority of the time when compared with the small amount of time spent nude. I guess for the time being I will have to put up with having a large flop until the beast quells.
Pornstars: Candice Nicole
I have got my nuts off countless times to this chick and seeming as we are lacking in a bit of diversity I thought I should make Candice Nicole the third installment of our Pornstars series. The first thing i saw when I first watched a porn film with Candice in it was her boobs! They are amazing, perfectly shaped and seemingly gravity defying. The second thing you will notice if you continue to watch her films like i did is that she loves a good gangbang. There are countless orgy and double penetration videos with her in them. And I do mean countless she has been in a fuck load of films.
Her other key asset is (no pun intended) her ass. Seriously you should watch her videos if you have no seen them already, Her ass is amazing! She was recently rated in the top 100 current pornstars so if you like your pornos with girls that like to have hard sex and aren't afraid to gag a little while giving a blowjob then Candice Nicole has to be on the top of your porngraphic list of birds to fap to.
Beer and a Shower
I recently went on a trip with a few mates which I told you all about in a post a little while ago. We stayed at a camp site for five days. The place had shower blocks to use. If you are a fan of this website you will know that I am not unfamiliar with getting my cock out in a shower room. In a previous post I talked about how this shower room and the open plan cabin that we stayed in stopped me from having the privacy to masturbate however it was not all bad news.
The shower room was a square room which had 10 shower heads; 4 on two of the walls, and two on the wall opposite the entrance. The first day set the stage for the rest of the trip when a group of us on the trip headed down to the showers. Some of the guys had never done a nude shower room so for the first shower it was me and two others that stripped down with the others keeping briefs on. However by the end of the week everyone was in the nude.
Myself and Jazzer have talked in the past about how much your cock can vary on the flop. Often I could say that I have an above average soft cock but sometimes it can get very small. We have debated which is better to have (I argue on the small size because it is out of the way and does not annoy you when you are walking) but on this trip my penis was ridiculous. It was easily about 4.5-5 inches long, arching and hanging down well below my balls. The great thing about the shower room is you are just showering with a group of guys who are often mates so you don't have to worry about your cock however i must say that it was pretty fucking awesome being able to swing that bad boy around and having ample size over everyone else in the place. The ocean was freezing however so don't get the idea I had this all the time. After each afternoon of surfing i was sporting a joke of a penis that was at most 1.5 to 2 inches however this was a problem everyone had.
The highlight of the shower rooming had to be the second to last night. We had just got back from a stint at the local bar and everyone ended up in the showers. Everyone brought a couple of bottles of beer in. We easily spent an hour and a half talking, drinking and at one point towards the end when the beer was running out and everyone was rather drunk there was discussion of my penis not only because of its size at the time but also the fact that I am circumcised (not that regular from where we are from). We moved on to talking about fucking birds and rating some of the girls we know from time to time and I had to fight off a hardon in these moments, I managed to keep the beast down but only just keeping my perfect record of never getting an erection in a shower room. The whole trip was awesome however. The beaches, the bars and the winerys where fantastic and the shower room discussions just made the whole thing even funnier.
150 Posts
I have no idea how it happened however it looks like we made it to 150 posts. I hope that this site continues to get better and better. I don't think it is doing too bad considering that I only casually post on here in free time when I have nothing else to do!
Fucking on Grass
Seriously doesnt that just looking fucking amazing? How many of you readers have had sex outside on a sun day? I am sure there are a lot of great stories out there so if you have one just post it below in the comments
Women and Pornography
I was talking to a girl friend of mine and she has recently got into watching porn. I also noticed that I am hearing this same thing from a lot of other girls. It seems not only is porn becoming more mainstream it is also attracting more female views. So i thought this would be a great time to make a Sex Bible graph on the topic of women and porn! You can view an old graph on porn and usage here!
A Long (and Hard) Holiday
I have recently been on a trip for 5 days with a few friends. We shared a one room cabin so I was not able to have a cheeky wank! I was not able to fap in the shower because it was a communal shower room. Add to this the fact that I did not cum for a few days before I left and you can start to realise that I have not blown my load it quite some time now.
If this isn't bad enough I have had a bird texting me during the entire trip telling me how she is just realizing how amazing porn is and that she is watching it all the time! I tried to change the topic and talk about my trip so i told her about the places we had gone, the campsite and the shower situation but then she started telling me about how much she loves showering with other girls. Needless to say I have had a constant flag pole in my pants that has been ready to go at a moments notice. All I need now is a beer and an amazing blowjob!
This is nothing compared with our good and absent mate Jazzer who has been sick for the last two and a bit weeks in which he went without fapping. I must say I think I have felt a fraction of the pain he must have gone through!
Posting your cock online
I dont know how many of you guys have done it but i while ago i thought i would put my cock on one of those rating website to see what score i would get. I completely forgot that I did it but I was just wondering how many people actually do it? How many of you guys and girls have posted nude photos online, Or maybe you have gone even further and posted a porn flick or two. What ever you have done write about it below. I had a look and i got an average rating of 8.5/10 so thats not too bad if I don't say so myself.
I was tossing up if I should post my penis photos from the site on here because Jazzer co-writes on the SB. We are cool with nudity and having out dicks out in front of each other but seeing a post with your mate cock on it isn't what you really want to see but then i thought Jazzer is rarely on here so i will just post it anyway, but i thought that i should only post the ones I am soft in.
Blowing like a Pornstar
I received the greatest blowjob of my life a couple of weeks ago. I have know this girl for a year or so however recently we have got to know each other a lot better. It all happened at a party hosted by a mutual friend. We had been talking and drinking all night. The party started to wind down and we took one of the spare bedrooms. We got to talking and then all of a sudden I was hard with my cock out and she had me in her mouth.
Now it started off like any other Blowjob she was working the balls like a lot of girls forget to do however when it came to cumming i did not tell her i was about to shoot my load, mainly due to a mixture of pleasure and intoxication. She was sucking on my cock when I came and to my absolute surprise she took it in stride and barely even reacted. Only stopping to let the cum drip out before she started sucking on my cock again. It was a complete pornstar move and it lead to me cumming a second time moments later however this time she was licking on shaft so the cum came out all over her. It was an amazing experience and and I can not wait to meet up with her again! When I do i'll be sure to write about it.
Jenna Haze DP in Jail
I am sorry that I can not embed this video on the website itself because it is fucking hot but you can have a look at it here. Jenna takes two cocks in a prison cell! if you love jenna then you will blow you load to this video!
caught wanking?
I was talking with Jazzer the other day and we both came to the revelation that we are terrible at hiding our masturbating moments. Jazzer and I are mates that go way back to the days of highschool. Even though we often were nude in front of one another I would always wait until he was out of the room or gone for a prolonged time before I had a quick fap.
Well as it turns out we were not very good at doing this, well at least hiding it. On a few occasions I recall walking in on Jazzer while in the act and without him even noticing was able to leave the room. I told him this and he began to tell me the same sort of stories about walking in to a room and seeing me rubbing my cock. It should not be a surprise given how often I would masturbate at his house when I was in highschool. Even at a recent trip to his apartment I spent the afternoon when he was out working, nude and watching porn in his living room. However I still can not get my head around it. How was it that I was not able to notice someone walking into the room? Have you had this happen to you? or have you actually been caught in the act and been called out on it? Then write a comment below.
Some Great B&W Porn
I hope you guys enjoy this! I plan on posting a bit more content and i'll see if i can get Jazzer to write a bit more about his latest fuckbuddy!
Would you ever?
Would you ever do this? I was watching a porno the other day and the chick started sucking on the guys cocks like normal but then she put both of them in her mouth at the same time. Obviously getting head feels amazing so my question is would you guys out there do this? are you comfortable with your penis touching another guys? I thought about it and i think i would be okay with in. Obviously i do not mean everyday but i think it's fine for a heterosexual guy to do something like this. What do you think. And you ladies out their, is this something that you would like to do. Most guys love the idea of sex with two other girls but is it the same when the numbers are reversed?
Nudity: Guys and Girls
I did another graph which looks at a poll i did on nudity. This one brakes it up into Male vs Females. From the results its clear girls love nudity more then guys do. 
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