I would want her to be like this bird! Amazing!
Would you Do it?
So my question to you guys for today is. Would you do a devils threeway? It doesnt matter if you are a guy or a girl comment and tell us the reasons why or way not. Or what the situation would have to be for you to do one. I personally do not think i would just do one out of nowhere. Firstly the girl would have to be totally and completely up for it and into it, pretty much the facilitator of the whole thing! Secondly I think i would have to know the guy that was going to be there too. I am fine when it comes to nudity around friends (you just have to ask jazzer about that) but if the guy was a stranger i would be a little freaked out. Thats not to say that i mind being naked in front of a guy, i do that all the time in the gym showers but when erections come in to play its a whole other ball game.
Also what are your thoughts on eye contact? Should the two guys just avoid acknowledged that the other is there? I think that is enough questions and lets see where you take it!
Porn Review: Big Bang Theory: A XXX parody
I got the movie as a noveltiy because I love the tv show that it is based on. Now i love the porno too. This movie is no noveltiy in my opionion. The opening scene has some of the best sex I have ever seen in an adult film. Penny is everything you would want in a bird. Amazing curves and a crazy sexual appetite. This film will be sure to have your penis standing hard right from the start or pussy wet i guess if you are a female reader (on a side note if you are a female reader please leave a comment because we do not tend to get many).
The opening scene goes for a solid thirty minutes and is a dream sequence between 'princess leia' penny and the nerdy yet strangely also buff and well hung Leonard. If you manage to make it past this point without blowing your load then you will see a tribute to the big bang theory. It is obvious that the creators of this porno are big fans of the TV show with the depth and content of the film. Obviously the acting and humor is not at the same level as the TV show but that's okay because it does have a lot of fucking!
The film does contain a variety of different scenes in it. After the opening scene there is a lesbian three way between Penny played by Ashlynn Brooke and two of her friends. Of course the guys are watching this because Wolowitz has installed a hidden camera in Penny's room. The plot continues and of course the group are planning to go to comic con, it would not be a nerdy porno without mentioning comic con. The next sex scene in a double penetration with rajesh koothrappali, Sheldon and a girl in the University lunch room. This is the second best scene in the film behind the opening one.
There are a few more sex scenes in the film but I have to say that the good stuff is at the begining although you should holdout to see Ashlynn Brooke in the golden bikini that princess leia wears in return of the jedi. It doesnt stay on for long however because Penny and Leonard have a second sex scene and this time it actually happens. It is not as good as the first however! Leonard cums on penny and the film ends which brings me to the issue that i had with the film. Maybe issue is too harsher word its more of a WTF thought that i had as the credits rolled. I can not help but think that the porno missed out on an opportunity. Where was the Penny gangbang scene?
I really don't get why they didn't do one! It would have been a great scene to end the film on and you have the whole history of the show being that everyone is attracted to Penny. With this in mind and the fact the the film never manages to get better then the opening sex scene i have to say that the sex bible gives this 3 cocks out of 5. Its still worth a look and is a must if you are a fan of both the show and boobs!
more tumblr gifs!
I just made so more tumblr gifs. If you have not see the Sex Bible tumblr page then you can follow this link to have a look http://gifucked.tumblr.com/. It has over 70 gifs and going strong!
Pornography Procrastinate
I just realised something that I have been doing for a little while now. It seems when ever i have something important to do I procrastinate. This is nothing new however it seems more and more of my procrastinating time is spent walking porn. It was getting ridiculous and I really need to cut it out. Not entirely but I have been watching porn when i didn't even want to!
The world of sex in Europe
We are looking for any one from Europe to give us the what's what on sex, nudity and things in general when it comes to the great continent of Europe! Myself And jazzer are in the very early stages of planning a euro trip and if you have any ideas about things we should do or places that we should go then send them through. Obviously Amsterdam is a must. Which brings me to a question what are you thoughts of prostitutes obviously there the normal objects about whether the women really want to do it or not but if they really do is there still something wrong with it? Or is that just an unjust projection of someone else morality? Deep question there! Balls deep question! Well, until next time I look forward to hearing or should I say reading from you.
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