Most of her body is covered but fuck me is this a hot picture. And It is this weeks Picture of the Week!
#32 Picture of the week
Most of her body is covered but fuck me is this a hot picture. And It is this weeks Picture of the Week!
Sexy New Sex Bible
How fucking awesome does the sex bible look now? Answer - very sexy indeed. I just sortof finished the website update (few things need fixing) but its looking good. I will be adding in more content links and so on to get people viewing more posts.
Other then that there is now a direct link to the Sex Bible on the right of this post in the sidebar along with a link to the about page. It was about time that I got around to that. The Sex bible is going strong with the visitors aswell. Just this month we have had over 4000 hits. That is pretty awesome considering last month we were just pushing 1000.
Hope you enjoy the new look and see you in a future post!
Other then that there is now a direct link to the Sex Bible on the right of this post in the sidebar along with a link to the about page. It was about time that I got around to that. The Sex bible is going strong with the visitors aswell. Just this month we have had over 4000 hits. That is pretty awesome considering last month we were just pushing 1000.
Hope you enjoy the new look and see you in a future post!
Hiding Porn
This article is all about the different ways that you can hidden your porn. This is somewhat of an art to many guys. Personally I think the best ways are those that are in plain view but no one will ever find. I also recently made a HTPC so I researched a few ways of hiding porn in Windows Media Center. The following are what I consider to be the best ways.
Hidden and Invisible Folders:
Hidden Folders
The tried and tested old school way of hiding files and content on your computer. Hiding files is easy all you have to do is right click on your root folder and go to properties. Next at the bottom of the page that pops up click the box next to the word 'hidden' and then click apply. It is best to apply this to all the subfolders and files just in case so they do not show up on a search of your computer.
The file should disappear however do not worry this is what we wanted. To view it simply go to the folders options in the control panel. It is under the appearance and personalization tab. Then click the box next to the line that says 'show hidden folders'. Now you can view your porn! Do not forget to make the folder hidden again by going back into the folder options page and clicking it back to hiding all hiden content.
Invisible Folders
Invisible folders are different then hidden folders. They will be accessible all the time but you have to know where to look. So how do you make an invisible folder? Its Easy,
- Create a new document.
- Right Click and rename then hold Alt and type in 0160 (using the numberpad also num lock should be on). Then Press Enter
- Right Click and select 'change icon'. Choose the blank one.
Your done you made an invisible folder now just put it somewhere that someone will not accidentally come across it.
Mixtures, USB Key & Good locations:
Mixtures
For the safest and best hide make sure you use both the invisible and hidden files together. Not only do you have to know where to look with the invisible file but you also have to turn on the hidden folders using the control panel.
USB Key
This is cool because it is rather nice. If you find turning hidden folders off and on again a big hassle you can do away with it and instead turn a USB drive (or other storage device) into a key that makes your porn visible. I told you it was pretty cool. It is also very easy to do.
Make two folder 'porn1' and 'porn2'. Put all your porn and files you want to hide in 'porn2 and then put that folder in 'porn1'. Now hide the 'porn1' file by right clicking on it and going to properties. When you click apply make sure that it only applies to this folder and none of the other sub folders and files.
Next put in your USB and make a Folder called 'Porn'. Make a shortcut of 'Porn2' and put it into the 'Porn' folder on the USB. then make a short cut of the porn folder and put it in the same folder as 'porn1'. Now hide your folders by going to the folder options page in the control pannel.
'Porn1' should disappear however the shortcut to 'porn' will still be there. Click on that and then click on 'porn2' and there is your porn. However take out the USB and go back do the root folder click on 'porn' again and it will say file can not be found. Obviously you can rename the files to make it less obvious.
Good Locations
It is not just about hiding the porn folder itself. It is also about hiding the folder on the computer. I use my own computer which is rarely used by others so I do not have to worry about someone finding my hidden files so I just have the, in my 'videos' and 'pictures' folders.
The best places I think for hiding folders on the computer are those places that people rarely gets to. You can store it within a folder in the 'Program Files' folder on your Hard drive.
TIP: The deeper you go the less likely it is that someone will find it.
Or Dont Store it on your computer
Another option is just to get an external hard drive that you can actually hide in the real world and you can whip it out when you whip your thing out.
I hope that this article was helpful to you. If you have any questions or other ways to hide porn (there are loads) please comment.
Manscaping: Shaved
Well I posted an article last week on manscaping because I had not trimming and shaved for a while due to an international trip. I thought this week I would write about the complete opposite of the spectrum. The complete shave is very obvious but if you are still not sure there is a picture above like last week.
This style is about getting rid of all of the hair on your cock and balls. This is jazzers style ( as far as I can tell) I told him to do it once and ever since he has shaved it all off down there. The great thing about this is it make your cock look a lot bigger. Not that jazzer needs it. (Refer to my previous comments on jazzers cock)
It is also great for keeping it all clean down there and makes it a lot simpler when you come to rubbing it all down (washing not flapping). The negatives are still there but,
- hard to maintain the freshly shaved look
- can be a bit dangerous when trimming and shaving
- not the best look when you are walking in to a shower room with a group of guys
Good luck and give shaving a go! If your keen about shaving your penis and balls invest in a body groomed it will make it quicker, safer and look a lot better!
New Masturbation Style
We all love a good fapping. that why it was awesome when i discovered a new way to wank off today. There was nothing incredibly unique about it but its great when you can find one because of the different way that it feels.
I will have to compile a list sometime soon of all the different styles. I am sure between myself and Jazzer we could name a lot. However if you have one that you thing is different please post it below!
I will have to compile a list sometime soon of all the different styles. I am sure between myself and Jazzer we could name a lot. However if you have one that you thing is different please post it below!
Sister Sex?
I was chatting to Jazzer the other day and I asked him this hypothetical question. If you could choose a threesome between two hot sisters or two hot unrelated girls which one would you choose? Jazzer and I both came down on the same side by saying that you would have to choose the sisters.
Now obviously that is incest but i dont think that really had any bearing on our decisions. It really made me think 'am I just fucked up in the head', Or does that just not have to concern me. Is it the Sisters that have to worry about the taboo?. Anywho just a thought and if you would like to chime in you can write in a comment below!
Cumshot Challenge: The results
We started the cumshot challenge as a way to find out a little more about the cumshot. How far is the average cumshot and so on. This was far from scientific but it should give you an idea about where you rank! If you have not done the cumshot challenge you still can just follow this link.
As you can see the majority of guys shoot below 50 cm when they cum. The graph then descends as the distance increases until it gets to 300+ cms. This is probably due to insecure douche bags. The most common tips for increasing distance, provided by those people who took the cumshot challenge were,
- Stop fapping for a little while and then start again.
- No not shoot cum for a couple of days.
- Pull back foreskin (not a problem for me).
- Gently squeezing the tip of cock while cumming.
If you have any ideas for more challenges or ways to improve your cumshot please post below!
100th post
We have reached a rather great milestone here at the SB (otherwise known as the sex bible). This post is the 100th post made on this blog. We are having a huge surge in the number of visitors and I have finally got into the swing of writting for the blog. I hope that you are enjoying it and I am sure that the next 100 posts will take a lot less time to write and will be a lot better for now however enjoy and happy fapping!
Manscaping: Over Grown
I have been away from home for a while so I have not been able to post but I have not had the time to do other things as well. One of these things is manscaping or in other words the art of shaping and trimming your body hair (mainly pubic hair). So I thought why not talk about this on the sex bible.
The first article will be on the over grown style. This is right out of a 70's porno and is what I am sporting at the moment. It is not really fashonable at the moment but it does have one positive aspect. It takes no maintenance at all. You can just let it grow out.
This is the style for all you lazy fuckers or men who know they are not getting any fucks any time soon. The cons are very obvious too but.
- girls are not big fans of fuck loads of hair for the most part.
- hair can get in the way of good oral sex.
- it makes your cock look smaller and we are all about looking as big as we can in front of the girls.
- harder to clean.
There are more but I will stop here. The point is if you can avoid it do not have this style it does not look very good and with a little bit of work you can look a whole lot better down there. Keep a look out for more articles on manscaping.
7 things that should not be in porn but are
1. Penis placed on the top of the head
I dont know why this has become a staple of porn! why do I have to watch this? What does the chick get out of it? And why would any guy want to do it? I understand creative lisence but this has got to stop it just doesn't make any sense what so ever!
2. sucking on a dildo
I like a little lesbian porn from time to time along with a bit of female solo masturbation and a staple part of these two genres is the humble dildo yet there is something that so Poe stars do that I just don't think has a place in pornos. That thing is sucking on the dildo! If you want to suck on a penis make it a real one! There is nothing sexy or erotic about a bird sucking on a piece of plastic. This fopar is made even worse when it is a strap on and the girl acts as if she is getting pleasure from it! Your not fooling anyone I know that you dont have a penis stop pretending your getting a blowjob!
3. Fake Cocks
This is something that is happening more in porn (as far as I can tell) girls fucking fake penises. Not a dildo where they are not pretending that it is a cock but a huge foot long penis that comes from the corner of the screen. I don't get how I am ment to fap to this stuff and it should not be in pornography.
4. Fake Cumshots
This is tied to the previous point. At the end of all these fake penis movies they always have a cumshot that is ridiculous. If you have never seen these movies imagine milk coming out of a cock shaped hose. Give me an average real cumshot any day of the week! There are so many guys out there with dicks that this whole thing seems pointless!
5. Bodily fluids that are not cum or spit
Pretty self explanatory. Cum and spit is fine anything else is horrible to watch and I imagine even worse to do. No piss, shit, sick or god forbid anything worse than that. I really just don't want to see it. Let alone fap to it.
6. Pixelation
Who the fuck are you kidding we are watching it to see all that stuff. Why the fuck would you ruin it by pixelating out the cock and pussy action? This have so place is porn and you should be a editor if you do it!
7. Fat Chicks
I am not into fat chick I know some people are and thats fine but more me I just do not want to see it and seeing as this is my list I am putting it on and it rounds out the 7 things that should not be in porn!
I dont know why this has become a staple of porn! why do I have to watch this? What does the chick get out of it? And why would any guy want to do it? I understand creative lisence but this has got to stop it just doesn't make any sense what so ever!
2. sucking on a dildo
I like a little lesbian porn from time to time along with a bit of female solo masturbation and a staple part of these two genres is the humble dildo yet there is something that so Poe stars do that I just don't think has a place in pornos. That thing is sucking on the dildo! If you want to suck on a penis make it a real one! There is nothing sexy or erotic about a bird sucking on a piece of plastic. This fopar is made even worse when it is a strap on and the girl acts as if she is getting pleasure from it! Your not fooling anyone I know that you dont have a penis stop pretending your getting a blowjob!
3. Fake Cocks
This is something that is happening more in porn (as far as I can tell) girls fucking fake penises. Not a dildo where they are not pretending that it is a cock but a huge foot long penis that comes from the corner of the screen. I don't get how I am ment to fap to this stuff and it should not be in pornography.
4. Fake Cumshots
This is tied to the previous point. At the end of all these fake penis movies they always have a cumshot that is ridiculous. If you have never seen these movies imagine milk coming out of a cock shaped hose. Give me an average real cumshot any day of the week! There are so many guys out there with dicks that this whole thing seems pointless!
5. Bodily fluids that are not cum or spit
Pretty self explanatory. Cum and spit is fine anything else is horrible to watch and I imagine even worse to do. No piss, shit, sick or god forbid anything worse than that. I really just don't want to see it. Let alone fap to it.
6. Pixelation
Who the fuck are you kidding we are watching it to see all that stuff. Why the fuck would you ruin it by pixelating out the cock and pussy action? This have so place is porn and you should be a editor if you do it!
7. Fat Chicks
I am not into fat chick I know some people are and thats fine but more me I just do not want to see it and seeing as this is my list I am putting it on and it rounds out the 7 things that should not be in porn!
Best Porn Film Ever
I know that is a big call. But I have to say this is a well made porn and if James Deen wasnt in it I might have thought it was a real home video from a college. Take a look you will not be disappointed. Follow the Link!
The Sex Bible on Tumblr
I needed somewhere to post and host all the animated gif that I am going to make for the blog from time to time so if you do have a tumblr and you would like to see some of the picture i have made check it out at GiFucked.tumblr.com. I am still getting the hang of it so my future ones should be a lot better!
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