1. Penis placed on the top of the head
I dont know why this has become a staple of porn! why do I have to watch this? What does the chick get out of it? And why would any guy want to do it? I understand creative lisence but this has got to stop it just doesn't make any sense what so ever!
2. sucking on a dildo
I like a little lesbian porn from time to time along with a bit of female solo masturbation and a staple part of these two genres is the humble dildo yet there is something that so Poe stars do that I just don't think has a place in pornos. That thing is sucking on the dildo! If you want to suck on a penis make it a real one! There is nothing sexy or erotic about a bird sucking on a piece of plastic. This fopar is made even worse when it is a strap on and the girl acts as if she is getting pleasure from it! Your not fooling anyone I know that you dont have a penis stop pretending your getting a blowjob!
3. Fake Cocks
This is something that is happening more in porn (as far as I can tell) girls fucking fake penises. Not a dildo where they are not pretending that it is a cock but a huge foot long penis that comes from the corner of the screen. I don't get how I am ment to fap to this stuff and it should not be in pornography.
4. Fake Cumshots
This is tied to the previous point. At the end of all these fake penis movies they always have a cumshot that is ridiculous. If you have never seen these movies imagine milk coming out of a cock shaped hose. Give me an average real cumshot any day of the week! There are so many guys out there with dicks that this whole thing seems pointless!
5. Bodily fluids that are not cum or spit
Pretty self explanatory. Cum and spit is fine anything else is horrible to watch and I imagine even worse to do. No piss, shit, sick or god forbid anything worse than that. I really just don't want to see it. Let alone fap to it.
6. Pixelation
Who the fuck are you kidding we are watching it to see all that stuff. Why the fuck would you ruin it by pixelating out the cock and pussy action? This have so place is porn and you should be a editor if you do it!
7. Fat Chicks
I am not into fat chick I know some people are and thats fine but more me I just do not want to see it and seeing as this is my list I am putting it on and it rounds out the 7 things that should not be in porn!