As you faithful little bloggers of mine no doubt know SB maintains a certain level of commitment to the exploration of the phenomena known as the '9th Wonder', 'The Holy Grail' or more commonly; Female Masturbation. Thanks to Kyles' tireless research it's been established that it's really rather common for girls to pleasure themselves in ways that we can only dream of accomplishing. Or to speak more accurately, in ways that you can only dream of accomplishing. Anyway, my query was in regards to anal. We all know that girls are either 'pro' or 'con' anal, but does that definition change when it comes to a solo act play instead of a team sport? The answer I managed to come across was yes.
Several months ago I had the pleasure of spending a few nights with a girl whom was the most gracious a giver in the wonderful land that is my bedroom (seriously, it's like a magically land. Any girls over 21 years of age that weight between 45 and 55 kilograms, under 6'2'' tall unless their a model and have the perfect measurement should email me and they can see it provided they have ID.. only kidding.. sort of). She was all for anything. Anything. As in, whatever you wanted she'd figure out how best to give it to you. This quiet obviously included anal sex. However, during one of our discussions she ended up divulging the details of her nightly game that I like to call 'Solo Joy'. As the discussion went on it became apparent that even though she enjoyed anal sex she found anal masturbation dirty.
With this anti-masturbation/pro-sex girl in mind, I'd like to contrast her against a good friend whom openly confessed that she does occasionally delve into the mystical realm that is anal masturbation but would never even consider the idea of anal sex. To make it even more bizzare, when pleasuring her own 'dark entrance', she claims to use 'Very large penis-like dildos' as well as fingers so it's not as if the size or shape is an issue in the equation.
In the end I couldn't make sense out of any of it, though I did take solace in the fact that even some anti-anal girls are still open to the idea, even if it is only with themselves and at the very least that's a place to start. Though this may seem like a small victory, to anal-lovers such as myself it's significant. In an attempt to prove my point, I'm setting myself a challenge; Do the deed with the Ms. Anti-Anal within one month.
As always faithful-friends, I'll keep you updated on the development of my latest epic-quest and the many others I'm currently undertaking.
Until next time,
Happy blogging.