Three reasons why Amateur Porn is Fucking Awesome


If there is one thing that every human being on Earth can share; despite all our differences like war, religion and politics, It is our mutual love of Masturbation, fapping, wanking or whatever you want to call it. Due to the plain fact that it is fun. But many of us find the need for some material to get the jizz flowing so to speak. We are not always go to go. This is where porn has taken its place in our society.

It is literally a multi-billion dollar industry, That employs thousands of people. All with one purpose, To film people fuck so that we can watch them fuck and fap to it. That is professional pornography and love it like i do, I still find myself looking for amateur porn all the time.

So why is it that when professionally made porn is produced with payed actors (for lack of a better term), sets, props and lighting we still look for stuff done with a handheld cam in a college dorm. Well I think i figured out why. I put it down to the following three points.

Point one is it could be anyone in these video. I seems more real and relatable. Professional porn has all these unrealistic clichés about pizza men and pool boys. There is nothing wrong with that but when you watch amateur porn it doesn't have those corny set ups or obvious storylines. Its just people that really like sex and want to do in front of a camera.

Point number two is that there is a chance of seeing someone you know. This comes from a little place, somewhere in the back of your brain that really wants to see that hot girl from high school pop on to the screen giving a guy a blowjob. By the way I must add in here that this must have happened somewhere in the world. A guy must have been sitting at a computer pulling on his cock and all of a sudden his sister's friend was getting double penetration on his computer screen. Its a nice thought.

Last of all when you are watching amateur porn you know that they are not doing it for the money or for future prospects. They are doing it because they are horny and they love sex. It adds to that overall real factor that produced porn just doesn't seem to capture. Often you think that girls like Jesse Jane and Bree Olsen can not always be into doing it. While with amateur porn they are stand alone pieces of sexual potency.

If you have any more ideas about why we watch amateur porn please comment and tell the SB, we would love to hear from you. Now after all of that I am off to watch some porn. Goodnight and Goodluck!

#9 Picture of the Week


I really do like this picture and I hope that you do as well. And as always click to make it bigger!

bold for blow


For those of you whom may not be aware, Kyle and myself have spent many countless nights recording what must be a collection of the most informative, intellectually beneficial, enlightening one hour pieces of pod-casting gold in the history of the earth itself. I know you may be sceptical; thinking it simply impossible for two men to be blessed with not only super-powers, giant genitalia, unrivalled intelligence and good looks to also be gifted with the 'Power of the Pod' but I assure you, I speak the truth.

Anyway, enough of my shameless plugging for a podcast that isn't even on the internet yet (or ever) in a blog that isn't read by anyone other than its' two alcoholic authors. The point I was eventually coming around to was the fact that we at one point had a rather length (and drunken) discussion regarding innocent ways to try and get a woman into bed. Specifically things that could be said in conversation that have a potential double meaning. The idea being that if the 'talking-cock-sock' was to react badly then you could simply pass it off as having being intended in a different manner. After a carton of beer, two laps naked of a golf course and hours of skipping whilst discussing the possible hiding places of the still-alive Elvis, the suggestion of 'Fuck me...?' came about. I'm sure anyone reading this has the 3-required IQ points to figure out that 'Fuck me' could either be a request or a simple mildly inappropriate exclamation.

Sadly, the idea was left there with neither of us getting around to testing it; until only a few weeks ago. I was in my local as I'd just gotten off work and I was talking to this pretty young thing up at the bar. I'd had a few but sadly her panties seemed to be dropping slower than a feather in an up-draft. So I went for it and dropped the 'F-M Bomb'. Twenty minutes later I received a particularly wonderful blow-job back at her place after which, seeming as my business was obviously concluded, I promptly gathered my things and hustled my way out the door as she went to 'freshen up'.

The days following this event I got curious; was this a one hit wonder or does this kind of bold assertion of testosterone work on most girls? I'd even settle for 1-in-5. It'd save me a lot of time flirting and all that other nonsense. So I went about asking a few female friends of mine, as well as a few random people on the street and even some girls whom I'd ditched the morning after their moment in the sun. What I eventually came out with was simply; bold works.

So, by this point you might be wondering what in the name of scotch my study of pick-up lines is doing on SB. Well it's simple; I view this as the first step in confirming the idea that anyone with some balls (both figurative and literal) has the ability to get themselves laid if they goes that extra mile (towards doing less work). Admittedly my only real evidence is nothing more than a few girls giving their opinions. Therefore, a test is required and after a lengthy debate with Kyle it was decided; upon the next full moon I shall perform 'The Naked Man'.

With a bit of luck this could end with me being in a very happy place, but odds are it'll simply get me maced and kicked out into the street without any clothes.

Until next time,
Wish me luck,
Happy Blogging.

Run like the Without Clothed


So it might be obvious to many of you that Jazzer completely out wrote me in his last post. Well I want to make up for my previous sloppy writings and scribes. From this day forth I will be a new blogger! A better blogger! That is my promise to you. Our fantastic and loyal reader.

Now that, that is out of the way. Nude Running? It may see like a rather bizarre thing. Maybe you are thinking can't you come up with anything better to write about? Well the truth is I can't but give this topic a chance and you may come to appreciate it like me.

My first time doing a nude run was in year 11 in high school during an outdoor education camp. And since then I have enjoyed the activity a lot. I did it again more recently again with Jazzer. To cut a long story short we had a slab of beers on a golf course once and we ended up doing a nudie run on the driving range.

If you have never been out in the open nude before it is something that you can not put off any more. So stop reading this and go out to your location of choice and just be nude. Myself and Jazzer have an extremely open philosophy when it come to nudity (some may say too open). Hence the whole golf course running race incident. As cliché (that's right I used the e with the dash on top) as it may seem nude running is very freeing.

One tip I will leave with you readers is do it at night. There is something about night nudity that is so much more spiritual (as much as i hate that term). Not to mention that it just makes sense if you dont want to get arrested by the police.

oh that ass



As you faithful little bloggers of mine no doubt know SB maintains a certain level of commitment to the exploration of the phenomena known as the '9th Wonder', 'The Holy Grail' or more commonly; Female Masturbation. Thanks to Kyles' tireless research it's been established that it's really rather common for girls to pleasure themselves in ways that we can only dream of accomplishing. Or to speak more accurately, in ways that you can only dream of accomplishing. Anyway, my query was in regards to anal. We all know that girls are either 'pro' or 'con' anal, but does that definition change when it comes to a solo act play instead of a team sport? The answer I managed to come across was yes.

Several months ago I had the pleasure of spending a few nights with a girl whom was the most gracious a giver in the wonderful land that is my bedroom (seriously, it's like a magically land. Any girls over 21 years of age that weight between 45 and 55 kilograms, under 6'2'' tall unless their a model and have the perfect measurement should email me and they can see it provided they have ID.. only kidding.. sort of). She was all for anything. Anything. As in, whatever you wanted she'd figure out how best to give it to you. This quiet obviously included anal sex. However, during one of our discussions she ended up divulging the details of her nightly game that I like to call 'Solo Joy'. As the discussion went on it became apparent that even though she enjoyed anal sex she found anal masturbation dirty.

With this anti-masturbation/pro-sex girl in mind, I'd like to contrast her against a good friend whom openly confessed that she does occasionally delve into the mystical realm that is anal masturbation but would never even consider the idea of anal sex. To make it even more bizzare, when pleasuring her own 'dark entrance', she claims to use 'Very large penis-like dildos' as well as fingers so it's not as if the size or shape is an issue in the equation.

In the end I couldn't make sense out of any of it, though I did take solace in the fact that even some anti-anal girls are still open to the idea, even if it is only with themselves and at the very least that's a place to start. Though this may seem like a small victory, to anal-lovers such as myself it's significant. In an attempt to prove my point, I'm setting myself a challenge; Do the deed with the Ms. Anti-Anal within one month.

As always faithful-friends, I'll keep you updated on the development of my latest epic-quest and the many others I'm currently undertaking.
Until next time,
Happy blogging.

#8 Picture of the Week


It is in no way stupid that I have only been doing this segment for a week and I am already up to the 8th picture of the week! This one is of the way i like to think girls act when us guys aren't around!

Chunky Penis?



Okay so I was browsing the interwebs as I tend to do and I found this video when i got to pichunter.com (a fantastic source for websites like ours). What I want to know is real or fake? I have seen fake penis's (penii?) before but this one makes it hard to tell (no pun intented).

What ever the case this is either the chunkiest penis I have ever seen or it is the best fake penis I have ever seen. I would like to know if anyone knows the answer to that question. The part that gets me is the skin movement. The more I watch, the more I have to say it is real

And I just thought I would put this out there. Maybe she just has a tiny fucking head?

man whore or whores' man


I go by several names; Big Willy, Long Dong Silver, Shadow of the Night, The man inside the Woman in Scarlet and several more but to you faithful readers of SB, I'm simply Jazzer. Anyway, I'm aware that I was ever so kindly introduced by Kyle in the previous post but I thought I should probably make my own appearance seeming as I've technically been the other half of the SB Admin-Team for the past few months.

Now that the weird, not-funny introduction that just made everyone uncomfortable is out of the way with I wanted to break Kyles' 44 post streak by giving a bit of a look into a facet of my life that's a touch troubling. In my younger years (really just up until a few months ago) I prided myself on being an orgy participating, red-district walking, love 'em and leave 'em man-whore particularly renown for my sickeningly low moral values and standards. It was the good life. Every night was a Friday night and not to drum myself (or my foot-long penis.. that's right, foot long) up too much but I had something of a knack for the 'poon hunt'.

However one particularly drab and dreary night I found myself in the company of a young woman with whom I spent the next morning have a wonderful breakfast with comprised of the 5 food groups. I'm sure anyone with the mental capacity to keep up so far is able to spot the problem there. Yes, that's right; we were sharing a meal the morning after sex. Sure enough a week later the young lass and I had begun our merry skip through the horrifying jungle of a relationship.

Now, I don't want to ruin anything for anyone that may be reading this (Heh, as if anyone is actually going to read this) so if you're fresh into a relationship and you're happy then I request that you shut down this laptop and go have some of that 'new relationship sex' that you've been bragging to all you buddies about... I'm sure those of you whom are still with me all realize the fact that the 'new relationship sex' has a half-life. One might think that when the relationship stops being 'new' that the sex would simply become 'relationship sex' and that it'd be just as good. No. No no no no no. For the love of scotch, no! The blow-jobs stop, the effort drops and any form of lingerie is gone along with her 'caring about her figure'. The ship sinks. It's fucked and I suggest hanging yourself as that's alot less painful than having to watch your 'sex afternoons' slowly be replaced with the neighbour couple coming over to play charades. The moment the word 'charades' is used you're almost terminal and have limited options, most of which involved varying amounts of hookers and booze followed by a late-night break up drunk text and the acquisition of a new phone number the next morning.

Now that I've had my little rant about the perils of dating, let's take a step back to remember the joys of single life. The haze-filled nights of women and booze. The absence of 'brunch' and 'charades' and all the rest of that manhood-robbing rubbish. With these wonderful concepts in mind I'd like to bring you back to the problem I'm currently faced with; my girlfriend. I'm still in the sex-happy phase of the breakless car steaming towards the edge of the cliff, the key is figuring out when to jump out. Amidst my regular posts on the blog I'll be keeping an update based on my experiment, advising those of you out there of the signs that show you to be near the end.

Anyway, this should suffice as a reasonably insightful cross-section of myself to those of you whom have chosen to waste your time reading it, so I'll leave you to peruse the rest of the useless yet oddly interesting and addictive material found within the proverbial treasure trove that is SB.

Until my next post which I believe may combine the topics of 'Female Masturbation', 'Toys', 'Anal Sex' and the 'Power of the Mind' with honest-to-scotch field research,
I wish you all happy blogging.

Jazzer is back


The word 'back' suggests that he was actually once here to begin with. Although he was half of the team that developed the sex bible. He has never before written on it. But that is all about to change. Thats right the mythical beast half man, half unicorn, with a foot long penis who we call Jazzer will be making his debut post very shortly. What will it be about? who knows but at least it brakes my 44 post streak!

#7 Picture of the Week


This POW is of Kayden Kross! I must say I do like this sex position it is on my list! Enjoy and Until next time good day.

Porn Review: Body Heat


Over the last few years we have seen a shift in the the way porn films are made towards a much more story and acting orientated focus. Body Heat by porn giant Digital Playground is the next step in this progression following the foot steps or movies like Pirates and The 8th Day.

The movie gets off to a great start with a fantastic scene with the unbelievably hot Kayden Kross fucking and sucking in the back of a moving fire truck. This is then followed by a scene reminiscent of The Hurt Locker (So reminiscent you know where they got it from), in which Kayden Kross's boyfriend has to defuse a bomb that has been planted in the back of a van. It is this scene that creates something that I have never seen before in a porno. Genuine interest and suspense!


After defusing the primary bombs Manuel Ferrara then finds a secondary and much more powerful set of bombs (again very similar to the Hurt Locker but we can let it slide). The death of his character was rather obvious from the start of the scene however it is still an interesting development in a porno. The introduction of real drama. The whole time I was wondering how the other pornstars were going to react and play out their characters.

Kayden Kross is not a half bad actress and that coupled with the slow motion and quick fade out (and hottest shower greiving scene i have ever seen) does not brake the scene up or make it unbelievable. Put it this way, I have seen worse in mainstream films. This development obviously sets up the rest of the film along with position the fire station is put into when wealthy developer Cash Gates (played by Ben English) expresses his hopes to buy the fire station for a new development.


Obviously the film becomes an all out fuck fest. With multiple different story arcs developing such as Jenna James and Scott Nails having sex on a bed of hose pipes to Katsuni getting double penetrated by two firemen in the shower room, to an all girl orgy (on a fire truck!). This film has it all and more. It is an all out blockbuster fap-fest that will have you watching right until the very end. Even if you have already finished. Best of all the movie ends with an obvious set up for a squeal so it shall not be long before I end up reviewing Body Heat II.

The Sex Bible give this moive 4.5 cocks out 5!

#6 Picture of the Week

Women on Double Penetration


Another graph is done and dusted. Here it is What women think about the old double penetration. I know I have been doing a few on women but it was just to get a balance, there was too much cock and ball stuff going on for my liking. Anywho Until next time I bid you good day!

#5 Picture of the Week


This picture is of Shawna Lenee! Click on the picture to make it bigger!

The Cumshot Challenge: Need Data


We are trying to compile a graph to see how far guys really shoot cum! It may seem like it is alot of time that you need to take to set up but it would be awesome if we could get enough people to do this so that the statistics actually mean something!

You can take part in it here! Thankyou for helping out The Sex Bible!

#4 picture of the week


I know this is no longer weekly but I am not going to change the name! This week we have a picture of Sasha Grey. If you have never seen her stuff before its rather amazing you can view one of her clips here! They are hardcore I must warn you!

Data Drive


Hello fellow sex lovers. I am making this post today to start off a data drive. It is hard for me and Jazzer to gather all this data and make all the cool graphics and articles that you like to read and look at.

This is why we thought. Hey! Why not just get our viewers to do that, so we have more time to actually create and work on the things that you like to see! So next time you see a story about sex or aset of statistics on sex or something on that wavelength then send it to use by adding it into our Google spreadsheet.

You can find the spreadsheet here. I hope that you are able to take the time out of your day to do this for us so that we can spend more time making posts and less time researching them. All the best and thankyou for viewing the website it means a lot. We still have a lot of work to do to get this place up and running so anything you can help us with is very much appreciated.

Female Masturbation

Whenever you hear that term your mind most likely brings up the images of teen porn. So why is it that in our collective mind we see male masturbation as common place and exceptable while female masturbation is uncommon and taboo!

Well I am here to brake that stereotype with a little graph that shows that women like auto-pleasure just as much as us guys. I hope you like this one I think it is the best graph I have made so far for the sex bible!

Breast Size Graph

I did a post a while ago called 'Your Statistical guide to boobies'. In that article was some data that I thought would look good as a sexbible style graph. Well here it is, enjoy the breakdown.

#3 picture of the week

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Sex Positions


Well here is another graph this time showing favorite sex positions. I know the list was short and I will have to do another one in the future with more on it but it is clear from this that doggy style is the winner by far. I hope that you are enjoying the more frequent blog posts. It is showing in our stats!

I also want to take this opitunity to say that you can use all of our graphs so long as you link back to us. I do not write thesexbible.blogspot.com on the bottom of each graph but i may have to start if people begin stealing them. Please link back and tell your friends and internet peeps.

Favorite Body Parts


Well Boobs came out on top but only just. Face was second and ass came in with the bronze. I was surprised by the rest of the results but. I do not want to judge but neck 4th? Anywho enjoy the new graph. And no pussy was not on the list!

#2 picture of the week


At this moment she is my favorite pornstar. If you have never see her before her name is Jenna Haze. You can visit her website here for more photos and video.

The Locker Room


The locker room is a strange place. It is void of any real rules and laws. I speak as a men when I discuss my experience in the male locker room. As far as I can tell nudity is a must. I have never shyed away from that fact as you must know buy now from reading the sex bible.

I have visited the locker room many a time and the most important thing i can say to anyone who is traversing it for the first time is "no one cares!". Whether your penis is large or small no one really is interested. Jazzer has never done a shower room but i have. It i something that you have to do as often as you can .

Just let it hang free and proud and I know what it is like to have a smaller penis on the flop (hard it is rather large). But there is somthing nice about not caring and just going with the flow!

The Cumshot Challenge

How far can your shoot your cum?, find out in this controlled study. Here at the sex bible we ask questions about sex, from the normal to the ridiculous.
How to do the test:
  1. Get a tape measure and lay it across the floor
  2. Stand with your toes in line with the end of the tape measure
  3. Masturbate
  4. Cum and then record the measurement here

As far as i know a study like this has never been done for obvious reasons. So please take the time to do it, aren't you curious about how far you can shoot?

#1 Picture of the Week

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Manscaping

Manscaping is becoming more and more evident in todays society. Gone are the days of having an uncontrolled maim of pubic hair. I was going to write a long winded essay on pubic hair styles for men, but you do not want that and I can not be fucked putting in the effort. Here are the basics

Tarzan:


Description - No effort to shape the pubic hair. Just left to grow
Pros - no need to maintain, manly
Cons - Out of date

The Trim:


Description: Just a quite fix up to make it all look neat
Pros - Quite and easy
Cons - Fence Sitter

Close Trim and Shape:


Description: Short hair and shaped with strop lines.
Pros: Pornstar like, very neat
Cons: Alot of effort and time

The Full Shave:


Description: Throw caution to the wind (which you will feel very well now) all the hair must go!
Pros: Fast and very clean
Cons: big commitment