Circumcision in America

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Your statistical guide to Boobies!


Everyone loves a good pair of breasts but here at thesexbible we like to go beyond the cliches and have a look that the more intresting and less talked about aspects of a topic. So what do the stats say when it comes to the boobies? Well according to the infomation that I could find 2% of women in America are cup size AA, 15% are size A, 44% are size B, 28% are size C, 10% are size D and lastly 1% of American women are cup size E. From this we can see that 72% of American women are either cup size B or C. The image below is of Cup sizes A, B and C. What I want you to see is it doesn't really matter what size they are, its all about how they look!


For thoses men who still do not get the sizes think of it this way. B cup size is the ametur porn size, C is your perfect pornstar size and D is your big titty porn. So now we know all about the disrobution of breast sizes and what those corresponed to in terms of porn we can now move on to some more intresting statistics. We all know the debate of natural vs. Fake breasts and from the genral discourse it sounds like every second women has them however this is not the case in fact the total nber of women in America with fakes is two million, however with 250,000 going under the knife ever year that number is climbing rapidly.

More statistics on fake tits;
  • the majority of women that get fake breasts increase by two cup sizes.
  • the average age of women having the op is 34
  • 6% of women that have an op will have another to change there size again or change it back to there original size.

Your guide to BJ positions

Everyone loves a good blowjob so i thought i would write my next blog post about them. I realised that while vaginal and anal sex positions where covered pretty well not many people think about different ways that they can give head. I start with the most conventional at first and then move on to more and more imaginative and arousing positions.

Standing To Attention

This position has a few variants such as the man siting down or the women squatting instead of kneeing however it is your basic in the alley way of a nightclub fellatio. The benefit of this position is that it makes any girl bring out their inner porn star it is also a ready to go blowjob, where ever you are all you need to do is unzip, pull your junk out and let the magic start.

Tips for the guy,
  • You are on hair duty, seeming as you are the one that has nothing else to do and is receiving all the pleasure it isn't much to ask for you to stop her hair getting in the way
Tips for the Girl,

  • If you're not wildly aroused, drunk, or wearing hockey pads you may want to try this on a thick carpet or cushion.
  • Make eye contact with your male partner.
  • Make sure breast are visible for great view.
The Backseat Job

Let me state that i do not condone drive while under the influence of getting a blowjob, if people cant drive and talk without crashing i have no idea how you could do while cumming. That been said if you are the adventurous type and you up for a little 'dogging' then this will do the job (no pun intented). It can be used anywhere the backseat of a car, in a dark movie theater, on the back of a bus and even (as radical as it sounds) in the privacy of your own home with the blinds drawn shut.

Tips for the guy,

  • Your in the perfect position to give her pleasure so return the favour. You can easily finger her pussy or play with her clit.
  • Also keep a watch on the hair.
Tips for the girl,
  • The girl has to be careful about the angle and speed at which she engages the cock because she can strain her neck doing the position
  • To stop this twist her body so she is square with the cock and let the sexy time begin.
The Face Fucker
Recently in the world of porn the 'brutal blowjob' has become rather popular and because of this many want to take this style into their bedroom. If you have a girl that the okay with doing this then all i can say is 'You son of a bitch, why are you so lucky?'. However many women are hesitant for good reason (I would never let anyone do this to me it look so painful) so like any thing else you have to start small and slow and then progress from there. The difference with this style of blowjob is that it is the man who is in control of all aspects of the blowjob.

Tips for the guy,
  • Go easy on her if its your first time doing this together
  • you still have your hands which you can put on her or depending on the variant you choose to do it in you can also finger her pussy or ass.
  • Hair should be a problem in this one.
Tips for the girl,
  • Just lay down, relax and hold on for your life.
  • A good position to put your hands is on the back of the mans thighs.
  • Good luck.
The Lazyboy



This has got to be one of the most laid back sex positions of all time (for the man anyway). All you will have to do is lay down in on a comfy bed in your birthday suit while you get serviced. Even for the girl it can be rather comfy and relaxed. This is also a rather arousing and intimate position (Although to be honest its not like the last three weren't).

Tips for the guy,
  • Just lay there and think of rainbows and unicorns without a care in the world.
Tips for the girl,

  • This is one of the best positions for eye contact with your partner so don't forget that.
  • Also there is no way in this position (short of the man sitting up and that's not going to happen) for the guy do give you a little 'something something'. However that does not stop you from doing it.
Two Heads Are Better Than One

From my experience in the real world commencing a threesome can be a little tricky but from my experience of pornographic material it can also be very, very rewarding. This is not so much a position as it is the just the group dynamic, although to ensure all parties are been talking care of the best way to do it is for the man to say stationary (be it sitting, standing for laying down) and then the two women can take it in turns is suck on your member. Unless you have been blessed with good genes, then in that case the women don't have to wait and they can both go to town on you at the same time.

Tips for the guys,
  • Your the peace keeper here you have to make sure everyone is happy and gets a fair share. You have to make sure you are not neglecting one of the girls.
  • Pleasure the girls two don't forget you have two hands, one for each girl!
Tips for the girls,
  • Eye contact with the man and the other girl is important.
  • make sure you don't hog the cock for a long time.
  • If the over girl is sucking on his dick then you can suck on it lower down the shaft or you can also suck on his balls.
The Upside Down

Okay let my point out that this is the most dangerous of the positions on the list. The last thing you want to be doing is talking your unconscious naked girl to the emergency room and have to explain why she was upside down three feet in the air sucking on your erect cock which you are covering with the old magazines in the hospital waiting room. If you can't squat your partners weight don't try this or at least do it kneeling. The difference about this position is that it is a variant on the 69 therefore you and go to town on her pussy while she works on your shaft. Another thing to do with safety is that when the girl is upside down the blood will rush to her head so do not do this for prolonged amounts of time, brake it up with something else.

Tips for the guy,
  • Make sure that you have a good grip if at any point you feel you are going to drop her, tell the girl and i guess try and not drop her.
  • Also remember the pussy.
Tips for the girl,
  • If your doing this position i doubt that you did physics in high school so I'll give you a quick lesson. The closer your center of mass is to mans center of mass the easier it is for him to hold you up so like in the picture above put your legs pass his head to balance the rest of you weight out.
  • If you feel he is going to drop you stop sucking his cock and then hold on tight around his ass and hopefully if he does drop you your legs will spin around and you will not land on your head.
  • Tie your hair back so it doesn't get in the way.
Sharing Is CaringSo its a Friday night your at the clubs with a friend but the talent there isn't up to standards so you and a mate decide to share a girl between you. The good thing about this is instead of that dirty talk you and your friend can talk sport, cars, politics anything you want while getting your BJ and handjobs. If you are more sexually open (aka you don't mine that your cock is rubbing against your mates) and if the girl is willing you can have a go a getting both cocks in her mouth at the same time.

Tips for the guys,
  • make sure that you are not hogging up all the BJ time to yourself, that would be the ultimate cock block.
  • What ever you do when it comes to cumming make sure you do not hit the other guy, little bit is okay but nothing of volume.
  • Do not forget about the girl remember to finger her and although this blog entry is about blowjobs there is the option of fucking as well while your mate gets head (I'll write about double penetration later).
Tips for the girl,
  • Make sure that you spend the same amount of time on both shafts.
  • If your blowing one guy give the other a handjob.
The Swingers Blowjob
And last but not least the group sex blowjob. The good thing about this dynamic is that you can do everything if you want your cock sucked but your girl in any of the positions you can, if you want to have your cock worked over by two girls at once you can all you have to do is ask your mate for a favour or if you want one girl to blow and suck you and your mate you can. It the magic of group sex. But the best think about this is you can do what every guy has wanted to do since the begining of time and that is high five a mate while getting head.
Tips for the guys and girls,
  • I think i have written enough tips all i want now is a cold beer and a blowjob and a boat.

Making a Porn Film

One thing I have always thought about doing was filming a porno. It is something that I have never done for the obvious reasons such as once its out you cant get it back and its out for the whole world to see but on the other hand I really would like to make one. It is a topic that myself and a good friend of mine occasionally talk about, However i don't think its so much about the money that you can get out of it but instead the sex we would get out of it. We discuss the different story lines we would have and the different sex scenes that would be in them and even though we have no girls for any of the roles the scenes always end up with us fucking beautiful women in amazing locations such as on a deserted beach or us having an orgy with eight other people in a tent designed for five! ( I still maintain it would be an amazing scene).

But a recent post i made about group sex and all the statistic behind it showed me that the act is much more common than i thought and even more surprising was the fact that almost 90 percent of people fantasies about having some form of group sex. This made me think what other aspect of the wonderful world of sex have interesting and surprising statistics. So here are some stats on home made porn.
  • Home video sex also has commercial potential. Home video delivery services estimate that 100,000 American couples now participate in tape-swapping clubs.
  • Small production companies will buy personally produced tapes for $500 to $700 US
  • Xtube a website for uploading and sharing homemade porn has over two million registered members and has over 4.5 unique viewers a day
  • One member of Xtube is known to make $1,300 US a week

Hahaha i just got sidetracked on that Xtube.com there is some pretty good amateur stuff on there and ill have get my friend and a girl from school days to make a movie for that site looks like you can make a decent amount on there!

How mainstream is Porn?

Firstly before I start to write this i want to point out that i will not be able to keep this pace up and the only reason that i am writing so much is because i want to fill up the website with some quality entries to form somewhat of a strong foundation for me to then build the blog from. However who know maybe once we have multiple passionate writers the content may come much more frequently, but that's enough of that!

The reason that i want to write about porn (other than the fact that its fucking awesome) is that the porn industry itself has only recently begun to change and many of the taboos that normally accompany the genre of film are fading fast. So why is there such as major change in the world of film erotica? Well there are a number of reasons but ill just be talking about a few.
  1. The big budget porn flicks made by companies such as Digital Playground and Vivid Videos have begun to blur the lines between porn and everyday cinema with well thought out storylines and more focus on better acting.
  2. Porn stars themselves have become global celebrities and in the case of Jenna Jameson household names which has lend to more public acceptance of porn.
  3. Also a shift in social attitudes has also lead to porn being highly acceptable among young people.

Recent movies such as 'Pirates' and 'Nurses' (both movies that i reviewed personally for this blog post) make it is easy to see the new path that large porn producers such as Digital Playground are taking. A large aspect of this new wave of movie is a strong focus of production and post-production. Never before have i seen porn films with the editing, lighting and camera work that rivals big Hollywood films but it is starting to become more and more common. Also the old tacky cliches of porn's retro pasts have been revamped to be more entertaining with crude humour and somewhat engaging storyline. however the industry still has some work to do but I look forward to the day i can see a movie that is the quality of 'Fight Club' with hardcore sex scenes.

Stars such as Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane and Bree Olsen have become celebrities in there own right and are braking the mold of what we would normally describe a celebrity as. Also it is becoming more and more common to see well known personalities such as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (aka most fuckable ass in the world) having sex tapes of themselves released which is starting to redefine what is socially acceptable in western culture.

Lastly and probably most importantly is that porn itself is more accessible and more openly talked about by the youth of today. I can testify that when i was at school there was many a candid conversation about porn at the lunch table with both guys and girls. I even recall having a very open talk with a girl in my art class about different types of porn and what she liked to watch. Even masturbation itself is not taboo with young people and it is the open culture about sex that is embracing porn and everything it represents.

Nude Beaches

Maybe I have an overly erotic vision of nude beaches (for example that they are all like the picture above). But it I have always wanted to go to one and seeming as it is the new year i might make it my goal to visit one before the end of the year. I dont know what it is about water and nudity but it just seems to work. Skinny dipping is something that i really want to do.

Maybe i am not the best person to be writting about this subject seeming as i have never done it before but i do know someone who has not only swam naked at a nude beach but also done much, much more and once i get in contact with Jazzer ill get him to write something about it. Btw I swear that Jazzer is a real person and his absence from the blog is not a sign of my insanity.

Shower Rooms

I have to say that in my youth i didnt really like the idea of shower rooms. Proberly because i was shy about getting nude in front of others however over time i have grown to use them at my local gym, even like them. My expereince with them started in high school when i was in year 10. Myself and three other friends where on a school outdoor education camp and the only showers avalible was the typical open plan cube with shower heads on the wall. At first we would not dare to go nude however on the second or third day some one gave in and in typical peer pressure style the rest followed suit. As gay as it may sound that was the funniest shower i have ever had!

I think that everyone who has had the same experience would agree (at least males anyway), that as soon as you mix mates and nudity there is male bonding and i am trying to type this as serious as possible. I mean this in a totally none sexual way. In that orginal showering eperience that went on for a few hours many jokes where made (many of them about penis) aswell as the normal guy talk about sports and girl. In the years that followed we would have group showers at school and they where alway memorable. Scince then I have continued to have nude showers at my gym because there is nothing better then a shower after a long workout.

I have to say that recently i have seen that this is a dying act, with traditional shower rooms being replaced with cubicles and i have to say that it is something that i hope will never completely go away. To all those people who have never done it i would strongly suggest you give it a go.